Armchair Daredevil T-Shirts

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Saguaro Cacti.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Skier.

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Reading room

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Mystery section...

Hire Wire Act

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'