Armchair Survivalist T-Shirts

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Arf! Arf!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Travelogue

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"