Armchair Survivalist Gifts

Looking for a gift for your armchair survivalist? Explore our fun and tasteful collection of products that blend humor, creativity, and a love for adventure. Whether it's a mug to fuel your daydreams or a t-shirt that sparks conversations, our items capture the spirit of adventure with a witty twist. Perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of survival stories but prefer lounging at home. Give a gift that resonates with their adventurous imagination and creative flair.

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"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft." mockup

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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'Thank-you God.'

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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Emergency Phone.

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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'Arf! Arf!'

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'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .' mockup

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!' mockup

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

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A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter mockup

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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Travelogue

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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Desert Island Mishap

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!" mockup

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!" mockup

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.' mockup

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

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Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island. mockup

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

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Help! Send fishing tackle!

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"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!" mockup

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

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Armchair Survivalist Gifts Collection

Armchair Survivalist Mugs

Explore our collection of armchair survivalist mugs to bring humor and adventure into your daily coffee break.

Armchair Survivalist Pillows

Brighten your living space with our armchair survivalist pillows, combining comfort and humor for a playful home décor touch.

Armchair Survivalist Prints

Find inspiring and witty armchair survivalist prints that add personality and a sense of adventure to any room.

Armchair Survivalist T-Shirts

Discover our armchair survivalist t-shirts for witty, comfortable style that celebrates your love of adventure from the sofa.