Outdoor Survivalist Gifts

Running out of Gas.

Igloo outhouse.

Shoveling Snow

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Desert Island Meals.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Surf Casting

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Marshmallows

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Thank god I bought my layers."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.