Outdoor Survivalists Gifts

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

"Happy?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

Desert Island Meals.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Marshmallows

Surf Casting

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Thank god I bought my layers."