Wilderness Survivalist Gifts

CBD Products Every 1/2 Mile

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"How's the salmon?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

Just a little seasoning...

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."