Wilderness Adventurer Gifts

'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''

'Game over.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Wanna know how many steps we've done?"

"Remember what we were told, stand perfectly still."

"Stop. I've got sand in my shoe again."

"But mom, he followed us home!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Sorry! No water.

'If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels.'

'She wants a small pocket knife.'

'BEAR!!!'

'Oh that, Tony went on a hunting trip with his boss a couple of months ago.'

'Ralph, the key - drop the key to the boat.'

You hit a moose!

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Man hunting animals, who are disguised as a totem pole.

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

'Actually, the tent is for my wife and the couch is for me when I start snoring.'

I've been thinking about trying that "caveman diet."

"Hold on, I have only one chance to get this right."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"How's the salmon?"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'