Outdoor Survivor Gifts

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Desert Island BBQ

Marshmallows

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Surf Casting

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Deer Season Open.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Garden Goddess.