Armchair Daredevil Gifts

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

Reading room

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'I'll calk that hole as soon as the siege is over.'

Mystery section...

Hire Wire Act

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

If you're going to wear a GoPro, Larry, you have to actually go.

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

'Razed any good cities lately?'

'Don't be absurd, Holmes. There is no way Moriarty could get at our Swiss account!'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."