Artsy Daredevil Gifts

Artist using his beard as a paintbrush.

Guitarist

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"How's it look back there?"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Gesundheit."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'