Paperwork Daredevil Gifts

Extreme Filing

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Here and There Trays

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

The Buck Never Stops.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

In, out, shake it all about.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."