Desk Daredevil Gifts

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Office Park

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays