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'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"It's the new mobile office."

Office Park

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"