Desk Downhill Daredevil T-Shirts

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I am not asking for directions."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Office Park

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."