Paperwork Puzzler Gifts

'We want communities to 'own' the big societies...we want you to feel it belongs to you...'

Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?

Mail...Government mail.

Sign it 'yours sincerely', that should confuse them.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Beggar with in/ out trays which read 'down' / 'out'.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.