Paperwork Puzzle Solver Gifts

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In Tray Out Tray Suspicious Tray

I don't know what it is, but everything sucked into it disappears!

"I'm sorry, dear, but you knew I was a bureaucrat when you married me."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Light Bulb Moment

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Eureka!

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

The Salmon Run

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.