Puzzle Solver Gifts

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

"The kid's good."

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

"All I know is it's not up to code."

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

Complexity Made Simple.

Extra parts to confuse people.

An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

"I think I've spotted your problem."

'The top doesn't come off. It's preventative medicine.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

How Not to Remember Names

Social Security Medicare Office - Now Hiring Phd In Theoretical Mathematics to Explain the Medicare Drug Options.

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

'Do we need this even if we're not planning to go to college?'

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

The idiot on my shoulder

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

'I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

'No, I said my name is Dr Gofman. G as in glucose...'