Puzzle Solver Mugs

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

"The kid's good."

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Lady Fowler, how long has your husband been missing?"

"All I know is it's not up to code."

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."

Complexity Made Simple.

Extra parts to confuse people.

An agenda is eaten by a hidden agenda.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'I hope we're not going to have the same old argument.'

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

"I think I've spotted your problem."

'The top doesn't come off. It's preventative medicine.'

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

How Not to Remember Names

Social Security Medicare Office - Now Hiring Phd In Theoretical Mathematics to Explain the Medicare Drug Options.

'Do we need this even if we're not planning to go to college?'

The idiot on my shoulder

'...Send again doesn't look like they got it.'

"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

"'Brain training' has done wonders for my memory!"

'I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Graph A is verified by Graph B. Graph B is verified by Graph C. Graph C is verified by Graph A. So you see...it's all verified."

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

Entropy.

Tax Simplification