Paperwork Detective Gifts

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Tax Office - Gotcha

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"Walking dead letter file."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Inout baskets.

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

The Buck Never Stops.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

InIn by-products.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...