Paperwork Juggler Gifts

Insurance co. claims department.

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Performance Management.

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'They accepted your offer!!'

Cerebral cortex stuff, pleasure/pain stuff, lizard brain stuff.

'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

"I can't understand how it got lost - I haven't filed it yet"

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

Desk bins: Stuff I Don't Need to Know...

Stress Clinic. Filing trays read 'stressed in' and 'stressed out'.

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Department of Commerce:'Regulate...Deregulate'

"I better carve out time to do some paperwork."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"It's more efficient for us if you fax the document. Then we lost it immediately rather than wait for the mail."

The Work Flow

'Oh no, a few more change orders from Mrs. Fergenson, right?'

"I'm sorry, he left for his annual holiday this morning and won't be back until late this afternoon."

'Sir, to receive an application form, you have to fill out this application form.'

"This is a part-time job with full-time aggravation."

Rob Peter to Pay Paul.

"The last of the paperwork harvest is in."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

In and out dustbins.

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Three desks: In out, In out, Shake it all about.

Rowing Club 'In and out trays'

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

'I think I've discovered where the problem is.'