Paper Juggler Gifts

"She's late for her stress management course."

Golfing Boss

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Whack, Out of Whack.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

In/Out Tray.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'