Paper Chaos Juggler Gifts

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

Multitasking

"She's late for her stress management course."

In/Out box.

'Gesundheite!'

Repletion.

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Outbox.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

"It's more efficient for us if you fax the document. Then we lost it immediately rather than wait for the mail."