Paper Chaos Juggler Gifts

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray

'I put Wilson on your project and last I heard he was all over it!'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Multitasking

"She's late for her stress management course."

Repletion.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Outbox.

'Gesundheite!'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

In/Out box.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

"It's more efficient for us if you fax the document. Then we lost it immediately rather than wait for the mail."

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'