Juggler Of Chaos Gifts

Cell phone.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

One-man band rehearsal.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

I Heart Juggling

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I'm a working mom."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

W.C. Fields

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Working from Home

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.