Manuscript Juggler Gifts

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

"Do me next."

Golfing Boss

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."