Book Juggler Gifts

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'

Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground

Rapid reading center.

Toupee.

"I read that girls go for smart guys."

Sport section...

Storm in the out tray

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Travelling

Introducing...Anagraman.

Computer games

Wealth Juggler.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

The Emeril Isle

Translating . . . poetry.

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

How to play violin while reading a book...

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"