Book Juggler Prints

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'Mrs. McWit, reshelving encyclopedias, slips a disk, proving again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

'When I said you had to get more sleep Perkins... I meant at home.'

Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground

Rapid reading center.

Toupee.

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"I read that girls go for smart guys."

Sport section...

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Storm in the out tray

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Travelling

Introducing...Anagraman.

Computer games

Wealth Juggler.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

Translating . . . poetry.

The Emeril Isle

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'