Book Jugglers Prints

Man reading two books at once

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Wealth Juggler.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

The Emeril Isle

Translating . . . poetry.

Repletion.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

How to play violin while reading a book...

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Rapid reading center.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."