Book Jugglers Gifts

Man reading two books at once

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Introducing...Anagraman.

Wealth Juggler.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Translating . . . poetry.

Repletion.

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

The Emeril Isle

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

'He said he knows the letters but he doesn't know the words.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

"Under 'salary desired', could you be more specific than 'obscene'?"

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

'Tell me about yourself. If I stay awake, you've got the job.'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

How to play violin while reading a book...

Rapid reading center.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.