Academic Jugglers Gifts

Student wrestling with life issues.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Supermom.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"How was work?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

You have reached the end of your brain...

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'