College Life Juggler Gifts

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Work/Life Balance

Interdisciplinary studies.

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"How was work?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Balancing work and family

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Brickie's Mate

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."