School Life Juggler Gifts

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"How was work?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Don't you hate...

Brickie's Mate

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

Decorating with Children

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"