'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'
School Struggler Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a school struggler? Our collection offers funny and uplifting items designed to bring a smile and offer encouragement to students facing academic challenges. From mugs to prints, find the ideal way to show you care and inspire perseverance.
"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."
"She's a much better guesser than I am...but I am just guessing."
'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'
Gee, dad, a D in French isn't so bad considering I'm flunking English!
"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'
Thinks he's too cool for school.
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
"In economics, I got an IOU."
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'
"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."
"I'd rather eat your homework."
"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"
'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'
"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"
'Can you debunk my essay?'
"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"
'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."
"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."
"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"
Gone for Broke College
'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'
'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'
Modern Studying
"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"
"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."
School Struggler Gifts Collection
School Struggler Mugs
Looking for more ways to cheer up a school struggler? Visit our mugs collection for funny and uplifting designs that make mornings brighter.
School Struggler Pillows
Check out our pillows collection, perfect for comforting a stressed student and adding a humorous touch to their relaxation space.
School Struggler Prints
Discover inspiring prints to decorate their study area. Brighten up their environment with artwork that motivates and entertains.
School Struggler T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts designed to motivate students facing school challenges. Share a laugh and inspire resilience with wearable encouragement.