School Struggle Enthusiast Gifts

"My Uncle John says your homework assignments are nothing short of torture!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'