School Struggle Enthusiast Pillows

"My Uncle John says your homework assignments are nothing short of torture!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Back to school.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

'Boy, am I in trubbal.'

High School

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."