School Struggle Champion Pillows

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

'Too much for the school run?'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Lessons.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"Who gives you homework?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

Start of the school year

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."