School Struggle Champion Gifts

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Children's education

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Too much for the school run?'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Lessons.

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"Who gives you homework?"

Start of the school year