Students' Champion Gifts

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Children's education

Examinations.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

Parents teacher conference.

"Who gives you homework?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

Boy holding football.

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

Climate Hoax

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart