Students' Champion T-Shirts

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Children's education

Examinations.

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"This has been quite a season for Zobrowsky—a hundred an twenty-nine receptions, sixteen touchdowns, a B-plus in English, a B in philosophy, an A in political science, and a B-minus in French!"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

Student Council. Ernie's no longer on the student council, but he's sticking around as a lobbyist.

Boy holding football.

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Who gives you homework?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

Substitute Teacher of the Year Award.

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

'All tooled up for the new school term?'

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."