Campus Champion Gifts

Fresher Flu.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Children's education

"So, what are you reading?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

The Giamatti era

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

"Who gives you homework?"

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'All tooled up for the new school term?'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

How was your college tour? Good. Now I need straight A's and 375 extracurriculars to get in. You're exaggerating. Easy for you to say. You've got a 4.0. Yeah, but

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

Climate Hoax

'To sum up, today's business world can be divided into 2 categories: companies that get it, and companies that don't!' 'Get what?' 'Make that 3 categories.'