Campus Champion Gifts

Fresher Flu.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Children's education

"So, what are you reading?"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

The Giamatti era

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Lessons.

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Parents teacher conference.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Who gives you homework?"

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Climate Hoax

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"A school's purpose is to excite, engage and stimulate its students' minds...or so I'm told."

'To sum up, today's business world can be divided into 2 categories: companies that get it, and companies that don't!' 'Get what?' 'Make that 3 categories.'

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart