College Struggler Gifts

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Scared 26 year old

Modern Studying

Gone for Broke College

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Contest to enter the University

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"