College Struggler Pillows

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Scared 26 year old

Gone for Broke College

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Contest to enter the University

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

'I wish I could fast forward today...'