Study Strugglers Pillows

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Gone for Broke College

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

Back to school anchor

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

"Why can't you give me a student loan? I'm a student."

"The A B C's are a mystery to him, but he's very solid on the letter F."

Undergraduate talking to college porter

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

"I virtually finished my homework."