Study Struggle Survivor Pillows

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Evil Exams!

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"Night of the living adjunct professor" "What's a sabbatical?" "Tenure is boring!" "I have four desks in four schools!" "I have more prestige than a grad student."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."