Exam Struggler Pillows

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Modern Studying

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Gone for Broke College

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."