Schoolwork Struggler Pillows

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I don't look at homework as practice. I look at it as punishment!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Serious Putty

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Child finding school too hard.

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Study more to pass more tests.

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'