Schoolwork Challenger Pillows

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Child finding school too hard.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Study more to pass more tests.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"My dad ate my homework."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'