Schoolwork Challenger Pillows

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Serious Putty

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

Child finding school too hard.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"If what you don't know can't hurt you, I'm safe from math, English, history, and science."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

Study more to pass more tests.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"I am studying the alphabet. I'm watching ABC."

"My dad ate my homework."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"This is an improvement. You helped him study for his last test."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'