Classroom Challenger Pillows

"How do you explain today's lesson was different than what's on Wikipedia?"

'Unlike my colleagues in the 4th grade, I welcome the challenge!'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Children's education

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Computer Class.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Lessons.

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'What does surrender mean?'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Parents teacher conference.

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"