Classroom Contender Pillows

"You BARFED back in second grade! What other skeletons are there in your closet??"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Children's education

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Welcome to your new English Class.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Lessons.

'...All profits are local.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Global Education