Classroom Campaigner Pillows

"Bad news. The press got a hold of your kindergarten paste eating scandal."

'Your poll numbers were great during recess, but voter apathy at nap time cost you the election.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Computer Class.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Global Education

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

Beginning of the school year

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

"But playing computer games help my. . . uh. . . dexterity, so I can do my school work better!"

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"But there are no naps in the first grade."

School boy

"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

'You waved a white flag?2

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

"The rumor is he's in the pocket of Big WInd."