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"You BARFED back in second grade! What other skeletons are there in your closet??"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Children's education

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Lessons.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

Global Education

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."